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lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

"He’s not your son,” said Sirius quietly.

He’s as good as,” said Mrs. Weasley fiercely.

jasminemdeleon:

theblackship:

thighrabanks:

obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:

ginganinjaswagger:

coryy:

coryy:

No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?

Just me January?

Forever alone February?

No man march?

I just had to reblog this again.

abstinent april
masturbation may
just giving up june
 

just my hand july

always alone august

sexless september

only me october?

they’ve done it

they made a reason for me to be single for every month

Bless.

And now I watch the skies with broken eyes.

ale-stuffs:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

SOMEBODY MAKE A FAN FIC. P L E A S E

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dennybutt:

mrdeloop:

dxindustriesinc:

horsenews:

MY LITTLE PONY MOVIE CONFIRMED FOR 2017

THE RIDE KEEPS GETTING LONGER

http://www.horse-news.net/2014/10/my-little-pony-movie-confirmmed.html

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm not sure about last night's Doctor Who. Some of the characters seemed rather 2-dimensional. And some of the story felt kind of flat. ^_^ Just kidding. I couldn't resist. Nice job, everyone.

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other